babyferaligator:

*walks into a store* i am the new president
i instantly become the new president because the customer is always right

(Source: 420dongsquad)


(Source: iraffiruse)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers


drunkonstephen:

Canada Vs. USA


criticalbluntattack:

Here are the latest and greatest Dr. Seuss themed covers and rhymes from DrFaustusAU, who graced us with other similar covers in the past.

all you bitches mayonnaise
a lyric in a nicki minaj song probably (via bestpal)