1. babyferaligator:

    *walks into a store* i am the new president
    i instantly become the new president because the customer is always right

  2. slydig:

    tsarbucks:

    slydig:

    dont be mean 

    be median or mode

    damn math fandom bloggers

  3. drunkonstephen:

    Canada Vs. USA

  4. 45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

    45-70govt:

    jeszing:

    son these grades are unacceptable

    well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

  5. criticalbluntattack:

    Here are the latest and greatest Dr. Seuss themed covers and rhymes from DrFaustusAU, who graced us with other similar covers in the past.

  6. cheezburgr:

10knotes:

THIS WAS IN THE PUPPY TAG????

im so done with this website. 

    cheezburgr:

    10knotes:

    THIS WAS IN THE PUPPY TAG????

    im so done with this website. 

  7. all you bitches mayonnaise
    — a lyric in a nicki minaj song probably (via bestpal)
  8. ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH. 
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    ryedragon:

    inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.